I turned myself into a pen! Boom! Big reveal: I’m a pen. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pen! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pen! Shaped like the round head of Morty Smith, mouth agape screaming with his hands clasped to his face. Undoubtedly, staring at his grandfather’s newest experiment gone wrong. Cast in the finest resin before being lovingly hand-painted, this pen is now available from Infinitum.
